Craigslist Fails

Here, I've stopped trying to fit in with any company or organization of late. This is the ashes from the conflagration that has been my life for the last two years.

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Portland, October 2014:

Please donA't choose the wrong foot fetish ad to respond to. Why model your feet for $50 per hr when you can make a $150 minimum the first meeting you have with me. (Interview & screen test is paid @ $150 & will take 2hrs.)

Im Pete the CEO of Talented Feet Northwest, Portland's 1st lingerie modeling establishment strictly for foot fetish fun. I am looking to hire a few open minded ladies to work in my place of business and also I am hiring really cute feet for photo/video for website promotion. Experience doesn't matter...if you feel your feet are cute, please respond!

If you enjoy having your feet admired, photographed, receiving foot rubs, having your feet worshipped please respond with your Name, Phone and Age. Also included a face pic as well as foot pics from these 3 angles (soles, arch, and tops of feet so I can see the length and shape of your toes). Please state if you are interested in working in lingerie shop or just for photo and video.

Foot Parlor: I have 4 different shifts available 24hrs a day 7 days a week.

Each 30 minute private show will pay $100 with hr shows paying $200!

Talented Feet Northwest is a 100% legit company registered with the state and Multnomah county.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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I'm looking for a female (18-30s) to replace an actor on my mini web series titled "The First World" of which I've made two episodes. Here is the address to the latest installment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0jgPuLQrIA

The role I need someone for is "Fox Girl" so please watch the episode and determine if this is a role you would be interested in playing. The format of the show will be changing to shorter skits making it quicker and easier to produce. I can't afford to pay anyone but I can provide transportation, food and drink. I play the other two main characters and shoot everything in my garage on green screen. I have yet to begin heavy promotion until I get some more episodes made. Please contact me if you think this would be fun.

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• Posting Title: "Anyone Else Trying To Save the World?"

Post:

Look deeeeeep into my eyes. It's OK, everything is going to be fine.

Repeat after me:

I am the celebration of the universe. I am the opportunity to reflect upon all that Is, all there Was, and all there ever could Be. I am what happened when the universe evolved to Know itself. I am the endless existential dialogue. I am the most important dream You will ever have. I am the Heart. I am the Home. I will astonish my Self with my capacity for Compassion, Magnanimity, Benevolence, Selflessness, Humility, Curiosity, Understanding,Connection, and,Love.

(....help?) Perhaps you've always felt that there will be some somebody or some somebodies out there who will use craigslist as an important tool to Really connect with others to collectively create something beautiful, mobilize movements, and alternative ways to get experience as well as experiencing life in all directions - this would be for a new talent taking time off or college isn't the option. If you feel that your life is about being a seeker of truth, lover of beautiful things, connecting genuinely with others, and becoming your highest self, then please reach out specially if you can take-off and can help in the meantime I am just beyond the horizon.

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Singers for Rock Recording Gig (SE Portland/Oregon City)

compensation: $30-$200, depending on character

Looking for numerous singers to record vocal tracks for a rock musical being recorded about Norse Mythology. It says musical, but I'm looking for less a Broadway sound and more a rock sound. Please be able to read music to some degree, you don't have to sight read but if you're able to learn the parts on your own than that's all that I'm looking for.

Here's a trailer with some of the music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiRQxaRLqDY

Check out the website below, find characters that you are interested in, and e-mail me some samples. I much prefer dealing with audio samples, its 2014, most people have smart phones which have pretty capable recording abilities, even if its not 'pro.' I mostly need guys, but there should be some female roles left.

Character list: http://www.imaginative-studios.com/odin/

Recording studio is outside of Oregon City. I live in SE Portland, and I would like at least one in person rehearsal before recording date. Recording date will be on a Saturday to be determined (should be booked in the next 1-2 weeks).

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/In-Odins-Name/319074218144552

Twitter: https://twitter.com/InOdinsName

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Jun 16

to r7jrk-56133431.

Hello,

I'm from Seattle, WA where I was trained by a veteran model and artist to be an exquisite figure model. 2 years ago I made it my career and am #4 in the Seattle Metro area... you can see some of my works on my website. Give me a call!

Arabelle 503 539 8369 arabelletsundere.wix.com/artcore

http://austin.craigslist.org/tlg/5613343157.html

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craigslist 5613343157 <r7jrk-5613343157@gigs.craigslist.org>

Jun 16

to 624e76a9eec034.

I am in Austin. Not Seattle.

Are you are in Austin?

Also please send a photo or two here.

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Jun 16

to craigslist

Yes I'm saying I moved from Seattle.

I have a couple pics that are random cell shots but that's why I made the website, to avoid having to parse through for each contact.

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craigslist 5613343157 <r7jrk-5613343157@gigs.craigslist.org>

Jun 16

to 624e76a9eec034.

Not interested.

http://craigslist.org/mf/7326c6b250f7d8b6221042669303a7ed1ed57660.1

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Jun 16

to craigslist

Your loss. Apparently research isn't your MO

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craigslist 5613343157 <r7jrk-5613343157@gigs.craigslist.org>

Jun 16

to 624e76a9eec034.

No not my loss at all. LOL

BITCHES WITH ATTITUDES.... sheesh

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Jun 16

to craigslist

This world... good luck. I sent you an entire portfolio online that took me hours to compile and you wanted more pictures that I don't have room to tote around with me and... I'M the one with the attitude?

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Jun 16

to craigslist

Why don't you post some of your work or pictures of yourself? It's satisfying to be the one to day NO to a person especially when they're putting themselves out there vulnerably. I'm a really talented model and kind person and I don't have time for people who wanna shit on me, so here, I'll return the favor. You can have this for free cupcake [see how I used the Cupcake

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From March, after moving to Texas

Re: FREE RENT - exchange for PART TIME CHILD CARE

From: arabelle tsundere <57a8ec6176723db4835e3602aafed8b6@reply.craigslist.org> To: gbqtn-5456841362@hous.craigslist.org Sent: Thursday, March 3, 2016 9:28 AM Subject: Re: FREE RENT - exchange for PART TIME CHILD CARE

Hello,

I am 25, drug free, and seeking employment/housing here. I moved here with my boyfriend from California and he and I split up... I've watched children successfully for the last 12 years, beginning in Seattle. I keep to myself mostly and like art and weird things though I know how to enforce boundaries with children. I have a few tattoos, but they are not aggressive in nature. please let me know if you'd be interested to meet! I am in Dallas. Arabelle "Derae" Tsundere

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/roo/5456841362.html

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On Thu, Mar 3, 2016 at 9:33 AM, craigslist 5456841362<gbqtn-5456841362@hous.craigslist.org> wrote:

We live in southwest Fort Worth, 76133 and there is no public transportation in the immediate area. Do you have a vehicle and do you have references?

Denise

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On Friday, March 4, 2016, arabelle tsundere <57a8ec6176723db4835e3602aafed8b6@reply.craigslist.org> wrote:

Yes I have a car... I am driving a Nissan Sentra, 2000.

My references are

Samuel ____________ (a cosmic acquaintance)

(360) 819 _____

Rebecca _________ (drove through California and caretook for her mother briefly)

(831) 325-______

Dana _______

dana.______@s_____________.org (Nannied for six months, babysat for a year+)

I have been traveling and living off of savings for a while, there is space in my work history.

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To: gbqtn-5456841362@hous.craigslist.org Sent: Tuesday, March 8, 2016 7:15 AM Subject: Re: FREE RENT - exchange for PART TIME CHILD CARE

I think it's been a while since we've corresponded. Wondering if you're considering meeting?

Thank you.

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craigslist 5456841362 <gbqtn-5456841362@hous.craigslist.org>

Mar 20

to 57a8ec6176723d.

If you are still interested give me a call.

682.888.xxxx

Denise

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Mar 21

to craigslist

Wh? I emailed you two weeks ago and didn't hear anything... I don't feel a lot of confidence in your communication.

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craigslist 5456841362 <gbqtn-5456841362@hous.craigslist.org>

Mar 21

to 57a8ec6176723d.

I have -0- confidence in your sarcastic attitude and would not want you sharing my $250,000 home or around my children. I am not looking for a free place to live, Cupcake.

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Mar 21

to craigslist

Wow! Thank goodness we dodged those bullets. All I'm saying is, it's strange that you're asking me now after I thought you'd written me off. Congratulations on your wealth.

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Mar 21

to craigslist

Thank you for capitalizing my name, too. Did you know sarcasm is the best method for which to learn?

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arabelle tsundere <arabelle.tsundere@gmail.com>

Mar 21

to craigslist

Also I'm genuinely sorry that the anxiety felt and the nerves so tense that my expression of incredulity is taken as an assault by which you apparently feel the need to retaliate. I hope your kids grow up with more compassion and patience than you can be bothered to display to someone you'd like to hypothetically have living with them. Cupcake.

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